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vinegod:

being roommates with Lorde by Carly Incontro

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Infinite List of Favourite Movies | Easy A (2010)
Seriously a coupon? 20% off to Bath and Body Works. Is that how much our imaginary tryst meant to you? I faked rocked your world.

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lostinhistory:

sebadasstian-stan:

soo the deadpool movie will be pg-13 not r rated

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Doesn’t that kind of defeat the point of a Deadpool movie?

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luvkurai:

"Time did reverse. The teacup that I shattered did come together."

THIS WAS THE SINGLE WORST SCENE I HAVE EVER WITNESSED. YOU THINK I AM EXAGGERATING BUT I AM NOT. BECAUSE LOOK AT THE FUCKING REVERENCE HANNIBAL IS STILL DISPLAYING WHEN HE TOUCHES WILL. LOOK AT HOW HE HOLDS HIM AS GENTLY AS POSSIBLE, AS HE HURTS WILL. CUPS HIS HEAD AND PULLS THEIR BODIES FLUSH AGAINST ONE ANOTHER, SO HE CAN FEEL EVERY SHUDDER OF PAIN HE IS INFLICTING ON THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE. THIS IS A MAN THAT HAS HAD HIS HEART BROKEN AND HE IS STILL FUCKING ACTING LIKE A LOVER, LIKE HE DOESN’T WANT TO HURT WILLIAM GRAHAM. FUCK THIS.

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Is this meal an act of God, Will?

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my-name-is-long:

offbeatchina:

A Chinese middle school history teacher draws a world map on blackboard in min

"I’m no artist, but you get the idea."


scarvenrot:

idratherstayin:

besturlonhere:

June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.

how does this only have 150 notes

I fucking laughed so hard at this all artists are hilarious

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vaginalistic:

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

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i-am-that-monster:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

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starksbucks:

x-men: days of future past [gag reel]

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comecticut:

ericapuff:

today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table

ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)

and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air

like you can think i’m lying, i would, but

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ARE THOSE BACKUP DANCERS

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kitteapryde:

Michael Fassbender falling into a fountain on the DOFP gag reel

kitteapryde:

Michael Fassbender falling into a fountain on the DOFP gag reel

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sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT

"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY

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